At GameStop yesterday buying "Halo 3"
- Salesclerk: Do you have a state-issued ID?
- Me: Sure. You have to card me? Do I look that young?
- Salesclerk: Yes, you do. And I have to ID everybody.
- Me: That's kind of flattering. You know, I'm old enough to be your . . . father's young friend.
- Salesclerk: (Looks at license) Actually, you're old enough to be my FATHER.
