April 2009
26 posts
Holy Fucking Faraday
Last week on "Smallville"
Jimmy Olsen got himself tending bar at a club in Metropolis. One of the owners came over to the bar for a drink. Jimmy said he knows he just got the job, but was there any way to get an advance on the day’s pay? An advance?! Seriously? He’s making $7.10 (minimum wage) an hour and the rest in tips. Those hourly wages would be on the following week’s check. How can you get an...
If at any point in life you find yourself in the studio audience at a taping of “America’s Funniest Home Videos,” consider suicide.
At GameStop yesterday buying "Halo 3"
Salesclerk: Do you have a state-issued ID?
Me: Sure. You have to card me? Do I look that young?
Salesclerk: Yes, you do. And I have to ID everybody.
Me: That's kind of flattering. You know, I'm old enough to be your . . . father's young friend.
Salesclerk: (Looks at license) Actually, you're old enough to be my FATHER.
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OK, Amazing Race producers. We get it. The teams are in China. Enough with the fucking gong sound effect.
Dear Drew Barrymore,
Please shut the fuck up.
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“I’ll be seeing you, boy.”
– Charles Widmore
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Rachel Lamb - “By Heart”
Scoop: 'Fringe' beaming up Spock! | Fringe |... →
Awesome. I hope this happens.
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Kate finally got an interesting backstory on...
Thought it was great seeing Cassidy again. She’s one of the few people from Kate Austen’s past to know her real name. And Kate’s anguish over losing Aaron was absolutely heartbreaking. It was a pretty terrific episode all around.